How I Shop with Bill Bailey: ‘Could be a life-saver in an apocalypse’

By Kevin HarsonOctober 23, 2026

Bill Bailey has been entertaining fans for more than four decades as an award-winning comedian and multi-instrumentalist, blending comedy and music in his performances. After cutting his teeth on the 1980s standup circuit, Bailey went on to forge a successful career as a television regular and presenter on shows including Never Mind the Buzzcocks, QI and Bill Bailey’s Australian Adventure; in 2020 he won Strictly Come Dancing.

This autumn and winterhe is touring the UK with his live show Vaudevillean.

What was the last treat you bought yourself?

It literally arrived this morning – a medieval instrument called a psaltery. It’s a bit like a dulcimer or zither, a kind of V shape you hold and pluck. That’s the sort of thing that I buy.

Closeup of hands plucking strings on a decorated wooden psaltery instrument — Pluck of the draw: a traditional psaltery in action. Photograph: Alla Chesnokova/Getty

Plucked psaltery with padded case

£350 at the Early Music Shop

Where do you buy your food?

Some of it online, but we’re lucky where we are in west London, with a great greengrocer, butcher, fishmonger, a little Korean store and a Thai shop called Sriracha supermarket, where I can get spices from.

What’s the best present you’ve given?

A Gibson Les Paul guitar to my godson. It was brilliant seeing someone really immerse themselves in playing it. I think giving a musical instrument is a great present generally.

Keith Richards plays an orange Gibson Les Paul guitar before striped vertical panels — String of good ideas: Keith Richards with a Gibson Les Paul, the type of guitar Bill Bailey chose for his godson. Photograph: David Redfern/Redferns

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… and what’s the best present you’ve received?

That was a guitar as well, from my wife as a birthday present. I was doing a standup residency in the West End, and there was a bit in the show where I would pick up an electric guitar and start playing it. Unbeknown to me, in the interval, she colluded with the crew to switch the standard guitar for a rare vintage white Gibson. I went [to pick it up] in the second half and thought: “Wait, what’s this?” Then I noticed there was a bow tied around the neck. I was completely overwhelmed; it was a brilliant way to have it delivered. It almost completely derailed the gig.

A vintage white Les Paul electric guitar lies on a distressed wooden floor — Birthday surprise: a vintage white Les Paul, similar to the one Bailey found on stage mid-show. Photograph: titoslack/Getty

What’s your favourite online store?

A music store called Thomann. They sell all kinds of interesting instruments, but also accessories, guitar leads and all the extra stuff you need when you’re playing or writing music at home.

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What’s your favourite bricks-and-mortar shop?

I buy a lot of outdoor stuff – boots, camping equipment – from Cotswold Outdoor in Kensington. I recently bought a LifeStraw, which apparently you can stick in almost any water source and it will filter it into drinking water. I haven’t tested it in rivers, but it might be a life-saver in an apocalypse.

A grey LifeStraw water bottle with a built-in filter and black carry handle lid

LifeStraw water filter bottle

£48.95 at Cotswold Outdoor

What’s the gadget you use most often?

A Chemex coffee system, a simple glass flask and filters. It makes the best-tasting coffee.

A clear glass hourglass-shaped coffee carafe with a wood collar tied by leather

Chemex coffee maker

£34.99 at Coffee Friend £44 at Amazon

What’s the purchase you regret the most?

It was a semi-computerised accordion. It weighed an absolute ton, so it was impractical to play on stage because I could only hold it for very short periods, and it was festooned with cables and things trailing from it. In the end, it sat in the cupboard and gathered dust until I bought a much lighter one.

What item do you buy on repeat?

Big hiking socks – I do a lot of walking, so you work your way through them.

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Close-up of a hiking boot stepping over roots and pine cones on a forest trail — Walk this way: lots of hiking calls for a steady stream of socks. Photograph: SimpleImages/Getty

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Where do you buy your underwear?

The last lot I bought was from TK Maxx – a bargain.

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What would you buy with £20 – and £200?

£20: I would probably buy a multipack of socks. For £200, art materials for my dad because he paints a lot and brushes, oils, acrylics and paper are not cheap – we go to Chiswick Arts & Crafts.

Extreme close-up of watercolour paintbrush bristles fanned out on a dark surface — Brush with greatness: Bailey would spend £200 on art materials as a present for his dad. Photograph: Guido Mieth/Getty

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What’s your ‘saved search’ on eBay/Vinted?

I don’t have one, but I buy secondhand furniture from eBay.

What’s your greatest vintage find?

A Turkish saz, a long-necked lute. I love those instruments that, on the face of it, seem pretty simple and limited, but then you get to know them, and you realise you can play all kinds of things.

Rows of saz, Turkish stringed instruments, hang closely together in a shop — Saz you like it: a Turkish long-necked lute was a standout find. Photograph: UCG/Getty

What’s your biggest splurge?

Day to day, I love a decent coffee. It’s become something of a ritual.

Espresso pours from a machine spout into a white cup, forming a crema-topped shot — Worth a shot: good coffee is money well spent. Photograph: Guido Mieth/Getty

How do you make your coffee at home?

I bought a little Krups coffee grinder a few years ago, which I use with the Chemex.

Krups coffee grinder

£18.76 at Amazon

And what everyday item do you scrimp on?

I drink more coffee, so probably teabags. I get a big multipack from the Co-op or cash-and-carry, because we have lots of people coming around all the time; you can’t be too precious about the teabags in our house.

A plate piled high with crumpled, dried used teabags sits beside a kettle and spoon — Any old brew: just keep the tea coming. Photograph: RapidEye/Getty

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Bill Bailey’s Vaudevillean is touring from 5 November to 13 December, then will be at the Theatre Royal Haymarket from 16 December 2026 to 6 February 2027. Tickets are on sale now

For more, read How I Shop with Tom Daley and Jonathan Van Ness

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