Ranking All The “Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives” Cast’s Dirty Soda Orders

The Dirty Soda Deep Dive No One Asked For

Dirty sodas are my new favorite OBSESSION. And honestly, I had to see what all the hype was about. After getting obsessed with The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, their Swig orders drew me in! I decided to try them all and rank them, because someone has to. Some are surprisingly good, and others…well, let’s just say they sure are something. And honestly? Their dirty soda orders reveal where they’d rank as people, too. I guess taste really does correlate with personality.

Here’s my official deep dive into lime, coconut cream, and pure chaos.